Video 31 Jul 5,599 notes

Woah. This is heavy.

(Source: bartowsky)

Video 31 Jul 301,289 notes

beinglarawr:

artandcookies:

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

martinekenblog:

Ice Cream Roses

ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME

If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.

"What’s your favourite flower?"
"Ice cream."

Video 31 Jul 740 notes

"How does it feel knowing every person you represent is guilty?"

"It’s fine. Innocent people can’t afford me."

(Source: robertdowney)

Text 31 Jul 57,121 notes "hiring entry level positions"

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

(Source: gypped)

Video 31 Jul 8,219 notes

owlturdcomix:

Supplies dwindle.

Text 31 Jul 142,358 notes

yoncehaunted:

When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

image

Video 31 Jul 1,830 notes

(Source: alexfisherson)

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high-functioning-sociopaths:

penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell

Video 31 Jul 109,883 notes

timothydelaghetto:

sixpenceee:

inverted-typo:

This is actually a test showing how sponges pump water through themselves for filter feeding!
They simply colored the water around them so you could easily see the process.

Coooool!!!

(Source: sizvideos)

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algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

Photo 31 Jul 8,515 notes tastefullyoffensive:

[mrhookup]
Text 31 Jul 118,554 notes

cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

Chat 31 Jul 16,972 notes Overheard at AnimeNEXT
  • Aragorn cosplayer: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
  •  (Legolas cosplayer scouts around the area)
  • Legolas cosplayer: Nerds.

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