I just want you to think about how much Steve Rogers LOVES, LOVES 42. BASEBALL. DODGERS IN BROOKLYN. EARNESTNESS. JACKIE ROBINSON, AN AMERICAN HERO.
#and now steve with a little crush on nicole beharie#YOU JUST IMAGINE STEVE WATCHING SLEEPY HOLLOW
Oh boy, I’m gonna have to start calling him Starlord for the rest of his life.
They are so damn adorable together!
>but it’s okay, she looks 12
every fuckin time
- me: *not religious*
- me: oh my god
- me: praise the lord
- me: thank god
- me: oh dear lord
- me: jesus christ
- me: good god
So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.
when people pretend that marvel hasnt made any mistakes whatsoever
I can’t tell if this post is using Greg Land’s art as a reaction image or as an example of the mistakes Marvel have made.
Sounds like an art student dilemma.
I just laughed louder than I should have.
"Sounds like an art student dilemma"
I WILL NEVER LOOK AT THIS SCENE THE SAME WAY AGAIN…
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT ‘AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”
— Hades at some point probably
I laughed way too hard at this.
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
wibbly wobbly booby woobies
human milk sacks
pillows for friends
boing boing bags
Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.
I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.
#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close
my favorite fucking line from my favorite fucking movie of all time.